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I Call This "The Dow"

I Call This

Just the facts ma'am:

  • 6.1 oz 100% cotton, preshrunk and darned comfy!
  • Available in S, M, XL, 2XL, and 3XL
  • Available in white
  • T-shirt size and design placement
  • Also available in sweatshirts & hoodies

Sale Price: $9.95

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If you have a lot in the stock market, be prepared to get wet. How wet? As wet as a hippopotamus doing a cannon ball into an Olympic swimming pool might just about do it – if you’re lucky.


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